I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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