Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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