i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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