just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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