You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
false alarm. still invincible.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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