what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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