I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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