Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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