You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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