I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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