...so i touched it.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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