I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
