Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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