Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
this is an emotional support booty call
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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