My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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