I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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