There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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