: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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