question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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