Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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