That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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