do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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