So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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