i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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