Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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