are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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