we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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