Just mADE A PArabola og urine
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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