I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
