But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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