your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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