Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
high people should be assigned attendants
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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