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i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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