Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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