So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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