is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Is it penis luge time yet?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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