This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i drank out of a bidet.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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