Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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