I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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