Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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