I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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