i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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