I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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