I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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