Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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