I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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