his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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