You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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