btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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