I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nicole vs. Life
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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