i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
