I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You took a bar mat shot.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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