I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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