he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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