it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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