So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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