I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The best revenge is premature balding
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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