If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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